Total pages in book: 135
Estimated words: 134706 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 674(@200wpm)___ 539(@250wpm)___ 449(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 134706 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 674(@200wpm)___ 539(@250wpm)___ 449(@300wpm)
My eyes widen in horror, and I step back and stand on something—a skateboard. It rolls out from underneath me, and my ankle turns, and I step back as I fall. Then I tumble down the six stairs. “Ahh!” I cry as I hit the ground with a thud.
Claire runs down the stairs. “Oh my God, Tristan.”
Ouch . . . a searing pain rips through my ankle.
The huge kid comes running down the stairs and starts whipping me with something across the head. “Stay the hell away from her.” He continues to hit me. “Stay. The. Hell. Away.” He whips me again and again.
“What are you doing?” I cry as I try to shield myself from his onslaught.
“Fletcher!” Claire screams. “Go inside the house. Now.”
He holds something up to my face. “Are these your underpants?” he sneers.
My eyes widen . . . oh, hell on a cracker. This is the fucking twilight zone.
“Are they?” he cries. He holds them up to my face, and when I don’t answer him, he gets infuriated and begins to suffocate me with them as he tries to stick them in my mouth.
I thrash on the ground as I fight for survival. “Claire!” I scream. “What the actual fuck?”
“Fletcher. Get into the house!” she screams as she pushes him off me.
The crazed lunatic is panting, gasping for air as he glares at me. “Don’t push me . . . pretty boy.” He pegs the underpants as I cover my head with my forearms to shield myself from another attack, and he storms inside. The screen door bangs hard.
The second-oldest boy disappears into the house as well, and Claire and the little one kneel down beside me.
“Tristan, I am so sorry,” she whispers. “He’s in so much trouble you won’t even believe it.”
I stare at her as I pant . . . what the actual fuck just happened right now?
I go to stand up, and my ankle gives way, and I nearly fall.
“Oh my God, you’re hurt,” she whispers.
I stare at her deadpan. “I wonder why.”
“Because Fletcher tried to put underpants in your mouth so you would choke,” the little kid says. “Choke to death,” he adds.
“Enough, Patrick,” Claire says to him.
They help me up, and I can’t put any weight on my ankle.
“Come inside, and let me get some ice,” Claire says.
“You have to be kidding,” I snap as I pull my arm from her grip. “I am not going in that house. That kid is deranged. He almost killed me.”
“He has anger-management issues,” the little kid says.
“Tris, come on. You can’t drive anywhere like this,” Claire urges. Eventually I hop up the stairs, and they both help me in and lead me, and I fall onto the couch.
Claire moves the ottoman over to me and puts my foot up and takes my shoe and sock off.
“What is he doing in my house?” the Hulk kid says as he comes storming into the room.
“He is my guest. Go to your room,” Claire growls.
“But—”
“So help me, Fletcher, I have never been so angry with you. Go to your room now!” she screams.
He gives me one last death stare and stomps up the stairs.
“I’ll get some ice,” Claire says. “I have to go out to the garage freezer. Back in a moment.” She disappears, and the youngest kid comes and sits beside me. So close that he’s nearly sitting on top of me. I edge myself away from him.
I look around the house in horror. The furniture is all moved to the side, and there are huge-ass fans going, facing down to the floor. The carpet has huge wet patches . . . what happened there? Are they washing out a bloodstain?
The television is blaring a really loud game show, and there is some kind of art project sprawled over the coffee table. It’s messy and chaotic . . . not what I expected at all. Pain sears through my ankle, and I wince.
A cat jumps up on the couch. It’s big and ugly, and it comes over and tries to sit on me. Eww. I lean away from it.
“Muff. Get down,” the kid says.
I look at him. “Your cat is called Muff?”
He smiles and nods proudly. “He’s naughty. He pees on things.” The cat jumps onto the ottoman and begins to lick my foot. I jerk it away. Ugh.
I pinch the bridge of my nose.
Good grief.
The middle kid comes out and stands in front of us. “I’m watching you,” he whispers. He slices his finger across his neck as he narrows his eyes.
Huh?
Fuck’s sake . . . she’s breeding serial killers here.
I begin to feel faint.
“My name is Patrick,” the little kid says.
“Hi, Patrick,” I reply as I keep my eye on the serial-killer kid, and I gesture to him. “What’s your name?” I ask.
“Your worst nightmare,” he whispers darkly in a monster voice.